Hi I will be creating this 'Nonsensical Story' column.
#1. What if you have 2 miss calls from your mum...
And you are like quite late on the way home??
Called back and got scolded for lying to her about a quick dinner.
Rushed back and ended up that She is waiting for me, to wash my clothes!
And her face is black because I CAME HOME LATE AND SHE CANNOT WASH MY CLOTHES.
#2. The moon is at its legendary.
The supermoon. What if, the Earth is just attracted to the Moon's gravitational force?? And then the big Moon is actually a warning sign that Earth is going to crash with the Moon??
Whee, we are going to live on the Moon!!
My logic does not explain why the Moon is 'sometimes' bigger.